me: hey I just met you and-

me: why are you walking away

So my dad told me that there was a leak in the bathroom that I should check out. You win this round.

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even though Angel Beats destroyed me it’s still the goddamn funniest anime

meeohchan:

A man in Japan effectively used the solar eclipse to propose to his girlfriend.

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me: i have a bruise
me: i’m going to name you Lee
me:
bruise:
me:
bruise:
me:
bruise:
me: Bruise Lee